El Paso man builds a wall on the U.S-Mexico Border out of Crown Skinless Condoms. [satire]

Local residents in El Paso, Texas woke up last week to find a wall made out of Crown Skinless condoms on the border they share with Mexico along the Rio Grande River. Local lawn manicurist, Alfred Smith, started fortifying a chain link fence on the U.S-Mexico border with extra strength and extra lubricated condoms. “We need to keep America for Americans. That is why I … Continue reading El Paso man builds a wall on the U.S-Mexico Border out of Crown Skinless Condoms. [satire]

Breakups & Makeups: Elastic Waist Pants

Elastic waist pants, you were my childhood sweetheart, my everything. I hope I don’t sound shallow, but you’ve aged horribly. You used to be a necessity, but over time people change. I used to love the fuzziness of you. Your forgiving waistband encouraged unrestrained movement, and I loved that. You were kind and comforting. You were what I needed at that time. The softness of … Continue reading Breakups & Makeups: Elastic Waist Pants