My All-American Hero [satire]

Donald Trump. The Donald. My boy Donny. A genius businessman who owns a multi-billion dollar corporation. Someone who is so smart that he exclusively gets his information from watching Fox News. Someone who is so clever and so sharp, that he managed to avoid paying taxes for years. Someone who is my All-American hero. A red-blooded confederate-flag waving hero. A burger chomping, soda slurping American … Continue reading My All-American Hero [satire]

El Paso man builds a wall on the U.S-Mexico Border out of Crown Skinless Condoms. [satire]

Local residents in El Paso, Texas woke up last week to find a wall made out of Crown Skinless condoms on the border they share with Mexico along the Rio Grande River. Local lawn manicurist, Alfred Smith, started fortifying a chain link fence on the U.S-Mexico border with extra strength and extra lubricated condoms. “We need to keep America for Americans. That is why I … Continue reading El Paso man builds a wall on the U.S-Mexico Border out of Crown Skinless Condoms. [satire]